itsnewmath:

omfg there were cars outside continually honking loudly and i said quietly to myself can you just stop and they literally stopped

1 month ago
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classylikeabowtie:

thenopeboat:

sparradile:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.


HEH
HEHEHEHEHEH

I was sitting here thinking about when I did my interview and thought “I looked down… I looked down. Then I look at the chart again, and see it’s down and to the right. Then it all make sense. Hah. I remember seeing the detective’s leg (who was sitting to the right of me) when I was interviewed. So yeah. As an abuse survivor, memories are almost always something I doubt. So it is almost relieving to see this.

classylikeabowtie:

thenopeboat:

sparradile:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

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HEH

HEHEHEHEHEH

I was sitting here thinking about when I did my interview and thought “I looked down… I looked down. Then I look at the chart again, and see it’s down and to the right. Then it all make sense. Hah. I remember seeing the detective’s leg (who was sitting to the right of me) when I was interviewed. So yeah. As an abuse survivor, memories are almost always something I doubt. So it is almost relieving to see this.

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1 month ago
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If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty”.

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2 months ago
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“Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds.”

“Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds.”

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2 months ago
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